Ek Tapori ICICI Bank me gaya:Bhenchod, mere ko A/C. kholna he.LadyOfficer: Hello Mister Tamiz se baat kijiye.Man: Tamiz ki Maa ki Chut, Account kaun kholega vo bata.?Lady ne Manager ko Complaint kiya.Manager: Q Battamizi kar rahe ho?Man: Battamizi ki Maa ka Bhosda Bhadve, Meri 100Crores ki Lottery lagi hai Batao, Account kaun kholega.?Manager: Arre Sir, Aap bhi kaha is Randi se baat kar rahe ho, Main yaha kya Maa Chudvane baitha hu…?? Plz come Sir..Moral: Targets are Targets.. Tamiz ki ma ka Bhosda..Happy March Ending 😂😂😂👍
Family's Introduction!!!
A man from UP is introducing his family:
1. Ee hai hamaar biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!
2. Ee hai hamaar bitwa.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai...!!!
3. Ee hai hamaar bitiya .... Twitter Kumari... Poori colony isko folow karti hai...!!!
4. Ee hai hamaar ammaji..
Whatsapp mata- pura din bud bud karti rehti hai..!
5. Aur hum, Orkut Kumar... Hamka koi puchhta hi nahi...!!!😆
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