A couple 👫 watching an IPL ⚾ match on the TV 💻 together. After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Bret Lee
Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.
Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies 😆 like his brother.
Husband: 😨 He does not have an actor brother
Wife: What about Bruce Lee 😄
Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian
Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.
Husband: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta 😁
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter🚡.
Husband: 😭😭😭He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. 😜
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit?
Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to?
Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’.
Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over😆😆😆?
Wife: How many runs to win?
Husband: 72 in 36 balls
Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball
Husband turns off the TV 😂😂😂.
Wife turns it on and watches ‘Saraswasti Chandra’ 😅😅😅
Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra?
Wife: Tumhari Maa.😡😡😡 Don’t you dare disturb me.
😆😆😆
Husband: 😳😳😳
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