Tuesday, March 25, 2014

26 March 2014

🔴Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
 
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
 
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
 
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
 
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
 
🔴Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
 
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there!
 
 
🔴A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
 
Was the necklace FAKE?
 
Nooooo! That was the deal :)
 
 
🔴A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
 
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
 
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook!!
 
 
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
 
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed..."
Prize winning message of the year-

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?"

 The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book !! 

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